Reason #49 Why? Because my 48 other reasons weren’t enough for you?
Reason #48 No holds barred … I do what I feel and leave the thinking for later, after all tomorrow is not a guarantee.
Reason #47 I can be a bit idealistic instead of realistic at times … but if you don’t have ideals, what view of the world are you left with? Reality? I don’t know about you but turn on the 5 o’clock news and that is more than enough reality for me.
Reason #46 I’m not looking for a hook-up or a pen pal. I left those in college and elementary school respectively. So if you’re still stuck in kindergarten or frat boy mode you best get to steppin.
Reason #45 Blunt honesty. Humpty Dumpty just fell off the wall, so if you have an egg shell ego it just broke.
Reason #44 I don’t need you … I can change a light bulb by standing on a ladder, I can fix my own flat tire, that pesky lid I can’t seem to twist off my pickles, well guess what, I have a nifty little trick to get that off … so if you are looking for a damsel in distress, this is not her.
I can see that a certain individual who consistently posts negative comments on all of my blogs is back … To this BULLY (which you are) please get a life and find something move productive and positive to do with your time!
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Reason #43 I use both sides of my brain … So I’m a little left and a little right … Try to be compatible with an artistic jock. Apparently it is a rare breed. If you aren’t part of my pack or can’t hang in both arenas, it just isn’t going to work.
Reason #42 I may try to kill you. I’ve been accused of it before (even by my mother) … so I hope you are in good shape because I’m going to get you to hike your ass up a mountain. If you’re not in great shape … well #1 this is never going to work and #2 before we end at the beginning, let’s go ahead and call your insurance agent and get that beneficiary changed.
Reason #41 I’m not a real big fan of ink … so unless it is easily covered by clothing, I hope you have a fetish for burning flesh and hot lasers.